Joe and the Volcano queue at Centrelink.

Ganesha, the Hindu God of wealth and wisdom, tried his hand at Stand Up. At his debut, Ganesha moved on stage as only a nervous, omnipotent, four armed elephant headed, mouse riding deity could. He reached for the microphone and before he could speak, a wry voice from the dark heckled, "What's with the elephant head?"
Ganesha paused then said, "It's because we get paid peanuts."

I believe female comedians are not only funnier than male comedians but their subject matter trumps male comic material for hilarity, for example:

Fart jokes, funny (male).
Fanny farts, hilarious! 

Kicked in the nuts, funny.
Camel toes, hilarious!

Cock jokes, funny.
Funny looking cunts! H to the I to the L to the Arious!

Speaking of funny looking cunts, what about Australia's Shadow Treasurer Joe Hockey.  Joe is qualified to speak on Australia's finances but he mostly resembles a piggy bank (i.e. fat and pink, like a funny looking c…).

Joe noted that we are at the end of the age of entitlement (http://bit.ly/JsDfOG).  The "Age of Entitlement" is the practice of state issued welfare support (eg. pensions, unemployment support, disability allowances etc). Welfare, according to Joe, is where poor, misfortunate and often disabled people, by virtue of being poor, misfortunate and often disabled, are entitled to receive tax payer funds to dry their poor, misfortunate and often disabled cocks and c...Joe Hockeys.

However, let us not get caught up in whatever poor, misfortunate and often disabled people are entitled too. Joe states that means testing welfare recipients is the only way to limit welfare. Further, Australia's continued welfare entitlement mentality will diminish our competitiveness against Asian countries that don't have welfare support.

These points illustrate that the growth rate of Clive Palmer's bank balance will only be exceeded by the amount of people requiring welfare support and that we cannot manufacture Apple products in Australia.  Joe, cleverly and simultaneously, recognizes and disowns the fact that Australia's welfare policies have contributed to the development of stable and secure society that is the envy of the world (including Asia, where they manufacture Apple products).

Nonetheless Joe should remember that unlike in most Asian economies and societies, in Australia, welfare recipients are made to vote.  I wonder if the end of the age of entitlement applies to Parliamentary superannuation packages.